The Autonomy Party is a very special party. It is ultra dynamic, eclectic, novel and bold. It is liberating. The Autonomy Party exalts justice like no other organization on earth. The Autonomy Party destroys miasma! The Autonomy Party is an amazing synthesis of ideas and is an amazing synergy. Join this one of a kind party. Instead of blindly following stale dogmas, we create our own vision, the best vision for our nation. In a word, the Autonomy Party reigns supreme.
We believe in autocratic leadership because it is most efficient and ultimately will bring the most justice and liberation to our land. A good integrity rich autocratic leader has the potential to do so much good for our nation. We believe that drugs are extremely inimical to our best interests as a nation including the drugs: marijuana, alcohol, inhalants, tobacco and caffeine. We also believe the current drug war is draconian. We believe in forever affirming freedom of speech. We believe that the government should be promoting physical fitness and supporting a very strong President’s Council of Physical Fitness. We believe that abortion is murder and must be treated like murder. We believe in the power of libraries and believe that libraries should flourish. We believe all education should be free and students should be paid for attending school. We believe the death penalty must go. We support the act of giving political prisoners fair trials and releasing them if they are found not guilty. We believe the environment is important and that democracy does the environment a major disservice. We believe Americanism is wrong. We believe patriotism is a vital sublime element of a fulfilling life, but patriotism should not be expressed for nations that don’t deserve it, but rather people should be patriotic only for noble nations like upcoming Autonomy Party Republic. We realize a military is important in preserving a nation and we must have a good military, but the military also must have limits. We believe that mail is important and must be delivered more often. We also know that postal workers and the post office deserve respect. Our party will have regular exciting rallies, marches, parades and festivals to celebrate the virtues of the Autonomy Party Republic. Our Party believes that trade treaties like NAFTA, GATT and FTAA really are bad ideas. Our party believes our nation should stop its horrible policies of having sanctions and embargos on nations like Cuba and Iraq. We believe that neither homosexuals nor long haired people should be discriminated against. We here like barter. We know church and state separation is important; we must allow breathing room for both church and state. We believe in exploring alternative forms of energy. We believe public transportation is a virtue, and should be expanded. We believe that bicycling programs should be supported by the government. We oppose corporate communism, and we advocate the abolition of corporations. We demand the current corporate communist press to be opened for all to use. We believe in basic rights for workers and a wage decent enough to live on. We adore the romance of printed material and seek to always preserve the printed word, making sure electronic publishing supplements, instead of overriding printed publishing. We realize that indigenous people have been victims of racism and imperialism for far too long and it is due time that our government respect the rightful sovereignty of these indigenous nations. We believe in criminal justice reform and a system that is more tolerant of the errors of the underprivileged than of the errors of the wealthy. In a nutshell, we oppose evil and we embrace liberation and justice.
We have laid out the virtues of our party. The novel synergy, that is our party, invites you to play a key role in the advancement of the revolution. The joys of the Autonomy Party Republic will happen! Help us make this revolution happen!